Tag and Akane answer the musical question “What does the fox say?”

You’ve probably seen this oddly compelling video by now. I posted it here before, in fact, because I’m just a little obsessed with humanoid foxes.

Real foxes chuff or bark; I’ve researched this. But fox duals have far more to say, and I think those wacky Norwegian boys in Ylvis would be interested to know foxes can be gorgeous men and beautiful women who say things like this:

“Come to bed. I’m going to make you stop thinking so damn much.” (Tag, Foxes’ Den)

“Ancient evil? You say the sweetest things.” (Akane, Foxes’ Den)

“Undress and bend over. Hands on the bed. You know how I like it when I get like this.” (Tag, Foxes’ Den)

“All right, calling it a plan might be overly generous, but kitsune work best on the fly.” (Akane, Foxes’ Den)

“The man I love and a beautiful, sated woman, one on either side of me. That’s all the magic a fox from Tennessee needs” (Tag, Foxes’ Den)

“Whore? Nonsense. I never lost my amateur status.”  (Akane, Foxes’ Den)

“I’ve been known to be a man-ho, but I usually wait to learn someone’s name before I ask him out. Or her, or, in at least one case, zir.” (Tag, Fox’s Folly)

“That’s okay, pretty boy. You handle the magic. I’ll handle the violence and the cunning.” (Tag, Fox’s Folly)

By the way, those crazy foxes and their witch husband will make cameos in the Duals and Donovans book that’s now in progress. Stay tuned for more sexy, snarky goodness, more chaos, and more of sweet, serious Paul trying to figure out what his partners have done now.